I know this is terrible but I am so happy that my GPA

Went back up to a 3.0 ahahah

YES FOR NOT GETTING ANY C’s this semester

Why is it that the one person who wants to be with me that I actually want to be with lives in a different fucking country

When people say “sorry bout it”

They will be sorry bout their mommas tears falling on their casket at their funeral

Cinco De Hangover

Wokeup not knowing where I was

Again

Blacked out

Again

Wake up next to some white guy who knows me but I don’t know him

We both fell asleep sitting up….

Friend hooks up with some dude named Pablo and calls him Pierre and he walks out ahahhahaha

Life

I need to wakeup in two hours
Gonna be out all day
But all I can think about is you
Just come here and cuddle and stay forever
Boy look what you’ve done to me
I got it bad

So my friend and I were talking about all the random shit slang I use

So I made a list of all the things I say and their meanings

Enjoy

Pure shade- what you said or did was purely shady

Shadester- you are being super shady

Ditto- me too

Snickle fritz- annoying/bad/not as good things

dunzo- I am finished with what I am doing

Gnar- crazy, intense, ugly, incredible

Good tidings - Goodbye

Shalom - Hello

Yoha broha- Hello

Ayo for yayo- Hello

Sacapuntas-?

errit- alright

aight-alright

yeeyee- yes

yesm- yes ma’am

ree- retard

Gotta bounce-I have to leave

BITCHES!- Ow, that hurt, wtf

Wassah- What are you up to?

Ghetto stomp- Kick your ass

Eat my shorts- kiss my ass/get the fuck out

Lingerer- Someone who lingers/doesn’t leave you alone

Fokken- Fucken/Fucking

Fukiyu- Fuck you

Fukimi- Fuck me

Negrodamus- Nigga

Nigerian- Nigga

Negropolis- Nigga

Nignog- Nigga

Nignoginson- Nigga

Nigjig- Nigga

Nigglypuff- Nigga

Chigga- Chinese nigga

You take what you can get and you die with it

Crystal Castles

Saw Crystal Castles for the second time tonight

This time was a lot different

AKA my body didn’t get annhilated like last time in Hollywood

Great show though

And I got to meet Jess ;u;

We had a pho date

First time ever meeting someone from the interwebs

Want to do this kind of shit more often

When people you follow are so beautiful it breaks your heart

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